*straight couple*
Girl: “Do you have a condom?”
*lesbian couple*
Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”
*straight couple*
Girl: “Do you have a condom?”
*lesbian couple*
Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”
“And if I show you my dark side, will you still hold me tonight?”
— Pink Floyd, The Final Cut (via music-and-quotes)
life may be rough but boobs are really really soft
you drugging me, kidnapping me and making me your personal sex toy <3
